This is just a beautiful lead story to see first thing on Yahoo! News. It’s one of those real news stories that looks like an Onion story:
I wish I could enjoy Bush’s bad times of late, but whether he’s up or down it remains a disastrous administration.
Guess what? It’s on in Flordia. Again.
This MetaFilter thread says it all and says it well.
Jon Stewart of the Daily Show interviews President George W. Bush and Governor George W. Bush. Together.
Enjoy!
After almost 4 years, George W. Bush was finally worn down by his left-wing opponents, and in a moment of sudden candor, admitted the truth about his administration, the war on terror, and his intentions:
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we,” Bush said.
“They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our […]
Very classy. Ooh, and don’t go away. There’s more.
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During a commercial break on the David Letterman show, producer Maria Pope was on stage and discussing something with Letterman, and while she was standing there in front of Bush, George leaned forward, grabbed the back of her sweater and used it to clean his glasses.
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Video here.