Archive for the 'Dumbasses' Category

Hazardous Software

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Have you ever heard of software code that, because of inefficiencies in the way it’s written, dumps zillions of tons of mercury directly into the environment? Well, now you have.

It looks like half of existing installed PCs will not be able to run Microsoft’s new Vista version of Windows. This release has gotten attention […]

Xmas Eve

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

It’s the day before Christmas and the neighbors behind my house are out on their deck, listening to some reggae (turned up loud enough for all of us to enjoy).

You know, I’m not big on Christmas anymore. In fact I have totally divested myself of the festivities. I have bought no gifts this year and […]

Okay, You Win Me!

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

LOL: I can’t wait to see the footage of this.

“Los Angeles - Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson’s bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs’ wedding.

The Ali G star was dressed as his other creation, Kazakhstani TV journalist Borat, when he pulled the stunt.

Cohen, 33, […]

I Fahd in your general direction

Monday, August 1st, 2005

King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, a man whose name is quite possibly even more onomatopoetic with flatulence than the word “fart,” itself, has died.

Goodnight, you fat petroleum whore, you. You nepotistic, aristocratic, money-drunk piece of shit, you. You tribal-warlord-turned-richer-than-god-fat-ass, you. This man was even richer than Bill Gates, who, arguably, has actually done much […]

BBC Favors Israel

Monday, August 9th, 2004

Really, I don’t mean to skewer the BBC here. I think that most media sources are guilty of all the same things. But a study recently showed that BBC’s coverage of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict tends to show the Israeli side of things more often, and in a better light. Check it out.

interesting quotes:

“The report […]

Israel Launches Gaza Moat Plan

Thursday, June 17th, 2004

Wow. This headline sounds like it’s straight from The Onion. But it’s not.


JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel set in motion a plan Thursday to dig a moat along the Gaza-Egypt border, inviting contractor bids for the project meant to prevent arms reaching Palestinian militants through tunnels.

The Defense Ministry published the bid notice 11 days after […]

Wagner Versus Das Sinkhole

Thursday, June 3rd, 2004

Or is it just Wagner versus Das Sauce? I can’t tell.

I don’t know whether to call this a renovation blog, or an archaeology blog. It involves whiskey and a “fleshlight.” Put on your Buddha Mind and meet Wagner, the only man I’ve ever seen who tells tales about himself in the third person in the […]

Marriage is a Union Between a Man and a Man

Friday, May 28th, 2004

Seriously. I propose that we just start saying that as often as possible, wherever possible.

Opponents of gay marriage just keep saying over and over “marriage is between a man and a woman.” That’s it! There’s no “because.”

Why?

Because you say so? I think that’s more or less it. But we can choose to […]

GE Reveal Light Bulbs - ZZzzz…

Thursday, May 27th, 2004

For some years now I’ve been carting around energy-saving light bulbs from residence to residence. They’re expensive, sometimes $20 for a bulb, but they last a lot longer than regular incandescents and use about 25% as much electricity. That’s right, a *savings* of 75%. This pretty much pays for itself.

Now I know what you’re […]

Welcome to Günthernet

Sunday, May 23rd, 2004

“This is a brand new webpage that will expand a lot, ameanwhile, enjoy what is up so far!
And remember…
The four main thing in Günthers life are
Champagne, Glamour, Sex, and Respect!”