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Holy shit. Who would have guessed?

Goth by night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company’s time. I do need to eat.

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A Reuters Photo has gotten the Navy in a spot of hot water with people who don’t believe gays are the enemy.
Rudolph Guliani is apparently ready to do anything to help his City recover from the body blow it took in September.
Every day the headlines continue to read “New Anthrax Cases”, making it a little […]

I AM 21% PUNK.

Well, I may know what punk is, but… Okay maybe some people think I am punk, but is that enough? Nope.

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I’ve been holed up writing all weekend. Here’s a little playlist for you. Hope you enjoy at least some of it.

Nerve struck.

I don’t know this person. I can’t give you much more background on what she’s written here. But it feels like something I can understand: the way a trauma can get us stuck in a loop of ameliorative wing-flapping for years. It really sucks when that happens right smack in the middle of your […]

>Subject: This is for real, keep an eye out and be careful!!!
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>Don’t go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a
>major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th
>will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized
>groups of alligators are planning to […]

I am moving up in the world. I am now a top-10 Google search result for the following high-value search terms: “Never piss off a woman” (#1 baby!)”Burning Man AND couples having sex”"pissing pants”"exploding rat”This is a definite move on up from the woeful days when people found my site by one-handedly typing in such […]

Holy shit. Andis just made my entire day. If there’s anything I love more than my urbane, writerly friends, it’s toilet-humor.

Go have a look.

Seems like lots of stuff is coming apart at the seams in all of our worlds. I knew things had turned for the worst when Dubya took office. It’s been downhill since then. Vague sense of doom that has slowly taken shape. I am actually fine, but there is a lot that is not. Have […]

I’ve had nights like this before. My roommate is out of town on a 5-day trip. The house is quiet. The weather outside is neither here nor there. In fact, I haven’t heard a sound from beyond the walls all night. The computer seems strangely blank, the internet devoid of fresh or interesting information. All […]

I wonder if the Afghan people are eating the food we’re dropping on them. Talk about mixed messages…

“We’re not waging war against you, we’re just trying to depose your government.”

Good luck getting them to believe that. As much as I dislike Gee-Dub, I don’t think I would cotton to someone bombing me out of my […]