Archive for June, 2002

The Sun

Saturday, June 8th, 2002

You do realize that our entire world is nothing but a little mold growing on the sandwich that is the Sun, don’t you? I can’t seem to get over it, no matter how many times I leave the house and find it hanging over the landscape, no matter how many years of evolution trained me […]

FTHOI

Saturday, June 8th, 2002

I don’t know if that’s an established netcronym for “For the Hell of It” but like Bukowski said, what the shit? This is hardly going to be an establishment post anyway. I have transcribed the budonakdonk prank call and actually posted it to several personals ads spaces online. No replies. Shit! I really thought that […]

Worst Site of the Week Award

Tuesday, June 4th, 2002

It all just goes to show that some people spend their entire lives wallowing in the lower cellars of the house of consciousness, licking grievous intellectual wounds (if they’ve even the sense to lick them), which would all be fine with me since one of the great things about being mortal and not God is […]