Archive for April, 2004

Ad Slogans

Wednesday, April 28th, 2004

I give you the Advertising Slogan Generator, which is capable of producing numerous catchy slogans for My Cock (or whatever other product you choose).

Bush Cleans His Glasses on Unsuspecting Woman’s Shirt

Tuesday, April 27th, 2004


During a commercial break on the David Letterman show, producer Maria Pope was on stage and discussing something with Letterman, and while she was standing there in front of Bush, George leaned forward, grabbed the back of her sweater and used it to clean his glasses.

Video here.

A Beautiful Day

Monday, April 26th, 2004

Yesterday was a really gorgeous day out. It’s good to have you back in the Bay, VonChorsen.

Today, I’ve made a couple of tweaks I hope you’ll like. You can now comment without entering any personal info at all. Please never enter your real email address as spammers will be able to find it here. Don’t […]

Orsinal

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

Orsinal is a tasteful collection of innovative flash-based games. Any of them should be safe for a kid, but the ones I’ve played probably demand more attention and fine motor control than an *ahem* 4-year-old can put forth.

There’s a wide selection of games, but here are a few good ones to get you started:

Floats
Bubble Bees
The […]

John Kerry: Douchebag, But They’re Voting for Him Anyway

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

From “Instances of Doucheitude and Why it Doesn’t Matter” at: http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/


As I relaxed with a bowl of cold, leftover macaroni and cheese, an interesting clip was shown on my favorite news channel. I was treated to a segment from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, during which John Kerry, clad in leather and denim, rode […]

Ho Hum, MetaFilter

Wednesday, April 21st, 2004

Recently I’ve been seeing a lot of stuff on MetaFilter that I’ve already seen before elsewhere. And if I already saw it elsewhere and didn’t post it to MetaFilter myself, that probably means I didn’t think it was worth posting. So I guess I’m saying that I’m seeing a lot of old shit on MeFi […]

New Infrastructure

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

Welcome!

As you can see, there have been a couple of changes around here. Really, all I have changed is the tool I use to manage this site. I have been a devoted user of the Blogger service for several years, but I’ve had my eye on Moveable Type for quite some time now, and have […]

Grandpa’s

Friday, April 16th, 2004

A few pictures from my trip up to Shasta County with my Grandpa. Mostly I shot the wildflowers. It had been a wet winter and we were there in the bloom of Spring. It was quite lovely.

Oh No! The Islamic Fundamentalists Are Coming to Get Us!

Monday, April 12th, 2004

Despite the fact that, in the western world, it’s the liberals who generally speak first of tolerance for Arabs, and despite the fact that most Arabs hate George Bush, I think you might be surprised to hear that most Arabs are in fact conservative.

Arabs are family-oriented types, often with strict gender stereotypes deeply ingrained, […]