Archive for August, 2005

Okay, You Win Me!

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

LOL: I can’t wait to see the footage of this.

“Los Angeles - Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson’s bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs’ wedding.

The Ali G star was dressed as his other creation, Kazakhstani TV journalist Borat, when he pulled the stunt.

Cohen, 33, […]

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I Fahd in your general direction

Monday, August 1st, 2005

King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, a man whose name is quite possibly even more onomatopoetic with flatulence than the word “fart,” itself, has died.

Goodnight, you fat petroleum whore, you. You nepotistic, aristocratic, money-drunk piece of shit, you. You tribal-warlord-turned-richer-than-god-fat-ass, you. This man was even richer than Bill Gates, who, arguably, has actually done much […]

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