Hoo boy. We’re a little bit wound up about the Big Apple aren’t we? Granted, the power outage today was catastrophic by utility standards, but I think all of us experienced a tiny moment of “oh shit” over the possibility that this was terrorist related.
It’s moments like this that make you realize how those fuckers have us over a barrel. Life has never been the same.
Maybe we deserve it. People’s reactions were swift and stupid on internet discussion boards. The following are message subjects from the Yahoo! News boards:
the mossad did it
90% of the looters will be black.
NYPD please shoot looters on sight
FUK NEW YORK
BUSH’S PENIS PUMP BRINGS DOWN GRID
Bush IS A GREAT LEADER. Period.
Canada’s prime minister will pay!
GOD IS NO AMERICAN…
What if Godzilla were loose in NYC??
Flash Mob?
Bush sticks pen1s in light socket…
Arnold warned us!!!!
I HAVE AN ERECTION IN MY PANTS!
BLAME IT ON IRAN AND N. KOREA!!!
OOOOOOH NOOOOOOoooooooooooo
This is all Jimmy Carter’s fault
Pope prays for cooler weather, and we
Bush HAS A small DICK. Period.
LET’S ROLL…
*BLACKS* CAUSED THE *BLACKOUT*
BIN LADEN HITS AMERICA AGAIN
John Ashcroft’s malfunctioning vibrator
HOW THE FUK DID THIS HAPPEN?
TERROR ALERT COLOR GOES TO BLACK
DEMS Fault! DEMS Fault!
GOOD TO SEE FAT AMERICANS WALKING
IS THIS AN EMP BOMB?
HILLARY’S VIBRATOR CAUSED BLACKOUT
This is no joke, MANY WILL DIE
NOT TERROR: GOV’T INCOMPETENCE!
DEMS = FAGS.. This is your fault!
IT WAS ONE OF THE MISSING WMD’S……..
BUSHWHACKED BY GWs FAILED ENERGY PLAN!!
God Hates Pat Robertson’s Prostate.
FAGS are to blame
F*CK ISLAM.
this is a sign from god
Official AFRICAN-AMERICAN Pride Night !
AL JAZEERA VIDEO PRAISES OUTAGE!
It’s the FAGS fault
The Gremlings did it!!!!!!
Bloomberg’s fault
GO SOLAR
the end has come
Sympathy Note for NEW YORKERS
SWEAT YOU STINKING LIBERALS
BRILLIANTLY DONE AL QAEDA…
“Possible” Terrorist Attack?
LIBERALS CRYING IN THE DARK
Al Quedea?
Terrorism Hits US Power Grid?
I BET ITS THAT COMPUTER WORM
Beginning of THE END of civilization
Conservatives DID NOT do it….
BILL GATES RESPONSIBLE
Gary Coleman’s Fault!
Better start the drilling in Alaska
Kill Muslims
It’s Al-Quaida!
Dust storm in space is culprit
Bush behind it just like 911
Power is OUT in BUSH’s HEAD
ALL THE LESBIANS MUST RESORT TO TONGUE
Enron at it again
Killer tomatoes ready to pummel earth!!
Clinton’s fault!
Are we under attack?
COONS GETTING READY TO SHOP
Con Ed power plant exploded….more
OH NO! THIS IS HOW SKYNET TOOK OVER!!!
It’s the Aliens first strike….
AL GORE invented power outages
Large round space ships spotted over DC
Cheney Responsible!
too coincident
CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!
are the jungle bunnies gonna go…..
Explosion in NY…..
nigggers looting in NYC!
Is there rioting yet?
WELCOME TO PLANET OF THE APES
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